What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:23
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Is the Chinese economy currently collapsing? If not, what could potentially cause it to collapse?
Then came..
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you think hell is like?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is blood sugar ranging from 70-180 in a day and checked through a glucometer?
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...